My brother called me on his lunch break to share this exchange
His co-worker:so anyone watching any good summer shows?
Another coworker:my sister is really into rizzoli and isles.
Brother:ha! Mine too.
Co-worker 2:isn't it crazy how much that show is so like...
Brother:gay?
Co-worker 1:whoa, dude, that's not cool. Do not say stuff like that.
Brother:oh, thanks for saying something but I didn't actually mean gay like stupid. I meant literally so, so homosexual.
Co-worker 1:wait, like HOW homosexual?
Brother:they basically live together and they're planning to raise a child together.
Co-worker 1:oh, that's pretty literally gay.
Brother:yep.
Readers of Popcorn Love

chrmdpoet:

I need a little help from my Popcorn Love readers. If any of you are willing to help me out, please send me (in an ask) your favorite lines from the story thus far. This is something that I need for a little project, so I would greatly, greatly appreciate any and all input. You can send anonymously if you prefer.

Please, please, and thank you, thank you.

(Also, I will update as soon as I can. Most likely this coming Saturday if I am feeling well enough.)

lovergirlabby:

foreveremilyjamie:

pagingmisspage:

yellowxperil:


"If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

tell me again it isn’t scary to be a womanthis guy is a fucking elected house rep

WTF!?!? 

What the actual fuck!?

I love our government (hiding under covers)

lovergirlabby:

foreveremilyjamie:

pagingmisspage:

yellowxperil:

"If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

tell me again it isn’t scary to be a woman
this guy is a fucking elected house rep

WTF!?!? 

What the actual fuck!?

I love our government (hiding under covers)

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johansson i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johansson i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

(Source: pinenippple)

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

I think that’s an adult diaper.

(Source: furuyaa)

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

(Source: kinginawolfsuit)

keepcalmandengage:

WOMAN 😂😂😂😂😂 !!!

She read The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway, which is 100% accurate to the BDSM lifestyle, and, although this is a ton of sex in that book, you’ll quickly learn the lifestyle isn’t really about the sex. The sex is simply part of the lifestyle. 

It is really well done, and, if you’re curious about BDSM and you like M rated fic that is well written, I HIGHLY suggest you read it.

(Source: thejanewaydirective)

calmskiesfierynights:

polyj83:

x x

x xx x

SHE SMELLS LIKE MY MOM

I give Jared points. He handles crazy fangirls better than any celeb I have ever seen, and let me just say that is super impressive.

Also, “She smells like my MOM.” Yes.

*slow claps it out*

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?