Swan Queen Fair: Chapter 6

Crack!Fic inspired by the-queens-beast, who suggested Emma and Regina should come to The State Fair of Texas

Characters aren’t mine. Don’t sue me. SQ well established with lots of fluff and Swan-Mills family times. 

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Chapter 6

“Quarter horses,” Regina said with an odd intonation. “They’re lovely, fast, and practical animals for everyday riding.”

“They also smell,” Emma said as she scrunched her nose up for the umpteenth time. “Just like the cattle we saw and the goats and the pigs and the…”

“This is what the majority of the Enchanted Forest smelled like if you were a peasant,” the brunette cut in. “Breathe deeply, Emma, because this is how your father smelled for most of his life.”

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rizzoliandislestfln:

Oh, you guys.

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Oh, you guys.

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

Swan Queen Fair: Chapter 5

Crack!Fic inspired by the-queens-beast, who suggested Emma and Regina should come to The State Fair of Texas

Characters aren’t mine. Don’t sue me. SQ well established with lots of fluff and Swan-Mills family times. 

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Chapter 5

“No.” Regina crossed her arms and slowly shook her head in the negative. “I’m not getting on that contraption.”

“Oh, come on, Regina!” Emma rolled her eyes. “It’s just a Ferris wheel.”

“No, Ms. Swan, it is not ‘just a Ferris wheel.’ It is a monstrosity. It has to be at least 15 stories tall.” The brunette shook her head again as she wearily looked up at the gigantic blue wheel with the Texas state flag adorning the middle.

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Anonymous said: Emma is my kind of girl! Yay food! Food everywhere. Praise the food. Food>people. 4 letters, true happiness: food.

askemmaandregina:

Emma: Food! Glorious, food! Wonderful, food!

Regina: Food sounds better than some people right now.

Emma: Hey! I never meant that food was better than you!

Regina: *splutters*

Emma: Why are you laughing?

Regina: I’m thinking about you “eating me out” again.

omg-pictures:

The new poster for Hit By Lightning might be the worst poster ever releasedhttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

This cannot be a real poster. I’ve seen better photoshopping done by 12 year olds. Seriously, is the real?

omg-pictures:

The new poster for Hit By Lightning might be the worst poster ever released
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

This cannot be a real poster. I’ve seen better photoshopping done by 12 year olds. Seriously, is the real?

opewinston:

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pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

Single or not, reblog to see what you get.

incrediblesunshine:

<3 = I’m falling for you.

:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.

;) = I like you a lot.

:( = You should talk to me more.

:D = You’re beautiful.

;O = I want to be best friends.

:P = I want you more than anything.

:K = Kiss me.

:| = You annoy me.

* = We need to make out!

<*3 = I want a relationship with you.

8D = I want to do sexual things with you.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

lordmomothedemonduckofdoom:

rachel—duncan:

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it

except the stereotype where getting ur hair done feels like the ninth circle of hell, that’s not even stereotype that’s a fact of life

lordmomothedemonduckofdoom:

rachel—duncan:

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

except the stereotype where getting ur hair done feels like the ninth circle of hell, that’s not even stereotype that’s a fact of life