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 [Eric bought Morgan a zombie costume for Halloween.]
Amy: There weren't any Cinderella costumes?
Eric: Hundreds of them.
Amy: And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?
Eric: It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.
Alan: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.
Morgan: The undead are cool!

Oct 31st

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“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been...”

– Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World (via sydconn) @RatherbeRaiding That last line is very true.

Oct 31st

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I'm Here For You

lesbianfairygodmother: Now that I have my costume ready for tomorrow, I’m all ears. Please, ask away!

Oct 30th

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Oct 28th

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Anonymous asked: I'm thinking of writing a fic. What would you say are the most common errors first time writers ,or any writer really, makes?

Oct 28th

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Freaky →

Watch this. I swear nothing pops out at you. Then reblog it for others to see.

Oct 28th

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The Lesbian Fairy Godmother →

She’s awesome, and people need to follow her. She’s here on tumblr (http://lesbianfairygodmother.tumblr.com/) and on twitter (@lezfairygodma). Please spread the word and follow her!

Oct 27th

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Mad World

timetostophidingeverything:

Oct 27th

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28:06:42:12

thepaperbonesx: they made me do it.

Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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The Fairy Counsel Insists I Work

lesbianfairygodmother: They claim it justifies me staying around and drinking all the beer. If you have questions, please ask me. Also, if you’d be kind enough to spread the word about me, I’d be very appreciative. Thank you!

Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Anonymous asked: Thanks for clearing it up. I just got all confused because the whole time I thought it was you and I thought the writing seemed similar to your fan fic. Anyways, I was just wondering and I hope I didn't come off as a mean anon or anything. Like your blog and your Rizzles stuff. Big fan :)

Oct 26th

Anonymous asked: I was just wondering why you said you weren't @lezfairygodma because I know you started the tumblr account and the twitter account was made when you were tweeting about being the "Dear Abby of Lesbians" Just curious is all. And wondering if you just made the page but it's a collaberation of people giving the advice. I dunno. When I saw the tweet, my detective skills kicked in...

Oct 26th

Anonymous asked: deppfried dulce cheesecake in flour tortilla with carmel sauce?

Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

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“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding...”

– Sandi Toksvig (via thenewwomensmovement, learninglog) (via nuancedvagina) (via sanssoin) (via spongeface) (via hallows-or-horcrux) (via sam-swarek) (via heartwarm-ed) (via obsessedwithtv) (via justlike-us) (via le-bootycall)

Oct 25th

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I have coffee with French Vanilla cream!

lesbianfairygodmother: That means I’m ready to answer you questions whenever you’re ready to ask them. She puts white stuff in her coffee. I am now judging her.

Oct 25th

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kjdawson80 asked: Haiku in my box?
At least it's not vitriol!
This coffee is nom.

Oct 25th

Your Fairy Godmother is Here

lesbianfairygodmother: I’m settling in with a glass of red wine, some dark chocolate, and a Doris Day movie. If you’ve got questions, I’m happy to answer.

Oct 25th

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