In my dream? She looked a lot like this.
Had a dream about her last night. She was undercover as a high dollar escort, and she was trying to get intel at a wedding reception. I was in attendance with a man (apparently we were together in that I’m-going-with-you-as-a-friend-so-you-aren’t-alone-at-this-thing way). Anyway, she must have thought I knew something and picked up that I thought she was hot because she started flirting heavily with me.
At one point, she stood and leaned over to whisper in my ear, which gave me a chance to ‘steady her’ by putting my hand on her waist where the dress was cut to expose the skin there. She whispers in my ear, “Why don’t we go some place quieter?”
My answer… and this is how I know that, even in my dreams, I’m a law abiding citizen … I whisper in her ear as quietly as I can while I’m taking the chance to grope around on her waist area was, “Believe me, if I had the money to afford you and didn’t think this would get me put in jail, I’d say yes in a heartbeat, but I’m not the mark you’re looking for.”
She pulls back to look me in the eyes, and then my alarm clock went off. *sigh*
Have to admit it……
Olivia Benson is the biggest lesbian player in the history of Television….
The woman got game….
Pffftttt! Bwahahahahaha! *wipes tear from eye* Bwahahahahaha!
*sigh* I wish I looked like this… #nevergonnahappen
