Have to admit it……
Olivia Benson is the biggest lesbian player in the history of Television….
The woman got game….
Pffftttt! Bwahahahahaha! *wipes tear from eye* Bwahahahahaha!
Before there was Rizzoli, there was Benson. Oh my fucking god, she was hot stuff. Until she turned all soccer mum. I channel surfed onto a recent episode last night and almost fell off my chair. Benson, what happened to you? Did the boys in the precinct make one too many queer jokes? You epitomized soft butch hotness. Why, Benson, why? Why did you have to abandon your hotness???? It’s ok though. I’ve moved on. I’ve found somebody new. Jane will keep me warm at night.
This in a nutshell.
Anonymous asked: Will Mariska Hargitay be guest-lecturing at any time? Or Stephanie March?
Great questions!
Please see our answers regarding Ms. March here:http://admhawthorne.tumblr.com/post/34572112501/for-those-of-us-who-lean-towards-the-political-is-alex
Please see our answers regarding Ms. Hargitay here: http://admhawthorne.tumblr.com/post/34566328478/i-had-one-reaction-to-reading-your-response-where-you
Anonymous asked: For those of us who lean towards the political. Is Alex Cabot still the poli. Sci. advisor? And does Ms. Parrilla teach any government classes?
We regret to report that Stephanie March is currently on hiatus. However, she is set to return in the autumn semester to take back her courses regarding legal representation, short skirts, and death glares.
Until her return, we are pleased to report that Diane Neal and Markie Post are co-teaching these courses.
hheath541 asked: I had one reaction to reading your response where you mentioned Sasha AND Stana teaching at the School of Unresolved Sexual Tension: 'I may love you a little bit.' In a non-creepy, non-romantic, slightly fangirlish, I didn't know she was a Castle fan, sort of way.
Can Sasha and Stana teach a course together? Possibly on conveying messages through food? I just think any project involving both of them would be epic.
First of all, thank you ;-)
Now, regarding your question about the school’s registry of classes. There is, in fact, a supplemental class that is taught once every three years featuring both Ms. Alexander and Ms. Katic entitled “The Outfit Makes the Crime Scene”, which is designed to explain the importance of the proper fashion for any given situation.
There are several live examples given during the course with extra attention to proper fit and the right level to stand for the appropriate type of cleavage shot.
Once every eight years, the class has an added profession, Mariska Hargitay, who gives her unique perspective as well.
This class does tend to fill quickly. We suggest you apply for the waiting list if you are interested in attending.
